Tacky sweater parTy

It's a muthfkkn winter wonderland bitchezzz!
Booze and snacks provided pero like bring some more because tis the muthafkkn season.
There'll be mistletoe hung everywhere because I expect everyone to get drunk and make out all night. Condoms provided by The Q Austin, obvi. I'm pretty sure I have an extra bottle of PrEP in my medicine cabinet too! (That was a joke y'all; it don't werk like that).
Don your gay apparel, practice your mean girls choreo, and let's get TURNT. I mean, merry. Yes. Let's get merry.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Solstice, Long live the Krampus, dona nobis pacem, all that holiday bullshit.
  • Mueller Flats Apartments
    1071 Clayton Ln, Austin
  • Saturday Dec 9, 2017
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