Tacky sweater parTy

It's a muthfkkn winter wonderland bitchezzz! Booze and snacks provided pero like bring some more because tis the muthafkkn season. There'll be mistletoe hung everywhere because I expect everyone to get drunk and make out all night. Condoms provided by The Q Austin, obvi. I'm pretty sure I have an extra bottle of PrEP in my medicine cabinet too! (That was a joke y'all; it don't werk like that). Don your gay apparel, practice your mean girls choreo, and let's get TURNT. I mean, merry. Yes. Let's get merry. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Solstice, Long live the Krampus, dona nobis pacem, all that holiday bullshit.