World's Best Daddy Pageant presented by Cheer Up Charlies/Hosted by: Ursula

Are you a daddy? A dad? a father? Do you wear khakis? Leather? THEN YOU WILL WANT TO ATTEND THIS PAGEANT! Special guest judges will choose the best person to hold the title of World's Best Daddy! NOW CASTING FOR PAGEANT CONTESTANTS!!!! (message Uršulinka Lucadevjic for deets) DJ's: SPECIAL GUEST DJ SET AND PERFORMANCE PRIZES: GRAND PRIZE IS $200 and a Fleshlight of your choice! 1st Runner Up: A cheap butt plug to plug your tears JUDGES: Bobby Johns-the ultimate daddy Dave McGill-has turned many daddies into bottom bitches Emily Lowe-has daddy issues Jodi Frizzell D'jell-has a really funny dad