THA' TIME IS NOW AUSTIN TEXAS!!
There's a movement goin on in this country and a movement goin on in ya' cat's belly and when ya put tha two together ya get a POLITICAL REVOLUTION tha' likes a' which ya never seeeeeen!!!
Welcome to tha' first SHITTY KITTY BIG BALL BINGO of tha' year and tha' first ta' dip a stanky paw into tha' political litterbox!
Rebecca Havemeyer is pullin out alllll tha stops and makin a night dedicated to raisin' as much money as possible to help U.S. Senator Bernie Sand...
THA' TIME IS NOW AUSTIN TEXAS!!
There's a movement goin on in this country and a movement goin on in ya' cat's belly and when ya put tha two together ya get a POLITICAL REVOLUTION tha' likes a' which ya never seeeeeen!!!
Welcome to tha' first SHITTY KITTY BIG BALL BINGO of tha' year and tha' first ta' dip a stanky paw into tha' political litterbox!
Rebecca Havemeyer is pullin out alllll tha stops and makin a night dedicated to raisin' as much money as possible to help U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders become tha' next President of tha' United States, and she is callin on all you Berners out there ta' buck up and BRANG OUT ALL YA GOT!
People, this is a critical time with tha' first votes of tha' Democratic Primary kickin off in less than 14 days. My one good leg is still kickin strong enough ta' make magic happen for this wonderful man, and I intend ta' do it...with ALLL YA HELP!
We gonna be deliverin alllllll tha Raffle money ta' Bernie's campagin this time, which means ol' Rebecca is pullin together a SUPER helluva amazin supply of never before seen prizes ta' give away for tha' Raffle winners. I'm talkin gooooood stuffffff, chickens!
Now listen!!! If ya just wanna come out and watch this lady go wild while ya play ta win FREE FREE FREE Bingo (that has nuthin ta doo with Bernie) with super duper prizes includin APPLE TV'S, ROKUS, FLATSCREEN TVS, FLESHJACKS, KINDLE FIRES, WHOLE CHICKENS and more....KEEP IT COMIN! Ya ain't gotta give a hoo hoo about politics ta' play SKBBBingo!!
BUT... if ya' wanna come to a place where you can donate ya' money to Bernie's campaign annnnnnnd possibly win some incredible exclusive mess...DO THAT TOO THAT WITH ALL YA GOT, CHICKENS!
and let me make clear *** Rain on 4th AND THA PEOPLE AFFILIATED WITH RAIN ON 4TH DO NOT ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE ***
This is Strictly Rebecca Havemeyer 100% doin this mess!
COME AN GET IT!
And get there early, folks! Seats are gonna go faster than tha FREE CHILI in tha' room!
BINGO STARTS AT 10PM!
RAFFLE DRAWING AT MIDNIGHT!
all my luvins
RH
