Come wipe SXSW's ASS with SHITTY KITTY BIG BALL BINGO!!!

Tomorra is tha' day! Ya'll thought ya'll was done with tha' festivities? HELL NO! We gonna be brangin ya'll tha' best of tha' best at Rain on 4th with alllll tha' usual fixins. Drink specials, FREE chili pie, and ALL 6 GAMES OF BINGO FREEEEE TO PLAAAY!!! Ya'll better brang them dollar bills for my Charity Raffle case cause' this month we gonna be raisin' it up for OUT YOUTH AUSTIN!!! I want these children to walk with a' boooya!! BRANG THAT CASH AND HELP MAKE IT HAPPEN! We starting at 10pm and endin' at Midnite!! Get there early for seats and make sure ya' give a kiss to ya' amazing DJ TONY CASTRO and ya' gorgeous mess of a helpin hand JO JO!! It don't get better than this, chickens. XO RH